A gift I received :) ... years ago :(It's cruel after all. Imagine dining alone in a fancy restaurant on the Valentine's Day. People will stare as if you're some kind of rare species and start gossiping about you.
So what could be done to avoid all these unpleasant attentions you ask.
Talk about your dinner experience with your friends/colleagues the next day
Pretend that you went for a date last night. Complain about the bill, the price of flowers and chocolates. Talk about the food and made up a story about the dinner. Even throw in some photoshopped pictures of you and your date to convince everyone that you weren't alone even if you're actually rotting at home last night.
Avoid appearing on public
Lock yourself in the room and turn off your cellphone. Make sure that no one can reach you. Call your parents saying you'll be coming home late while you're hiding in the room. They would probably laugh at you not having a date on Valentine's Day.
Carry a girl's/ woman's handbag
If it's impossible to avoid crowded places bring along a handbag. It will give the impression that you are holding your girl's handbag.
DIY love bite/hickey
The last but not least pinch your neck. Pinch the living hell out of it until there's a red mark to show that you had a wild night.
Oh man it's already 8, I'm gonna be late for my
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Hmm, I wonder how is Edison Chen celebrating Valentine's Day this year :P
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