A Penis Joke

A conversation with my friend earlier today reminded me of this joke that was told by another friend of mine.

Doctor : Good Evening Mr Ng. Please have a seat here.
Patient : Good evening doctor.
Doctor : So what's the problem?
Patient : I dont know how to tell you bout this.
Doctor : Oh why? Please let me know, this is the only way I can help you.
Patient : I don't know, I feel shy talking bout it.
Doctor : You don't have to be shy. There's only you and me here and I promise I'll keep this
confidential.
Patient : Erm..alright. Actually I'm having problem with my penis.
Doctor : Oh ok, can you tell me what the problem is?
Patient : I'm not sure how to say this..
Doctor : Do you mind if I ask you to take your pants off?
Patient : NO, But I'm sure you're gonna laugh.
Doctor : No I wont! I've been a doctor for over 20 years I've seen everything. There's no way I
will laugh at my own patient's problem. What is so funny about that after all.
Patient : I'm sure you will, you'll laugh at the size of my penis. I've consulted other doctors and
they just can't stop laughing at my small penis.
Doctor : Oh, no worries. I promise I wont laugh about it.
Patient : Are you sure you wont be laughing?
Doctor : Yes.
Patient : Alright. *takes off pants*
Doctor : Omg! *slightly giggle* ...Muahahahahahhahahaah...hahahaha...
Patient : Sir!
Doctor : Omg....hahahahahhahaha...
Patient : Sir! You promised not to laugh!
Doctor : *cough* *cough*...Oh I'm really sorry, I couldn't help myself, that was the smallest
penis I've ever seen. Please forgive me. I'm over it now, I promise it won't happen
again.
Patient : Alright...
Doctor : So can you tell me what's the problem as everything seems fine.
Patient : My penis is swollen.

Things I Like About Petaling Jaya

PJ(Petaling Jaya) has always been one of my favourite cities in Malaysia. Despite KL(Kuala Lumpur) being the capital of Malaysia, PJ has certainly never lacked in excitement compared to KL.

One of them is the hawker delicacies. PJ may not be the the best place to fulfill your crave for hawker delicacies compared to other places such as Penang and Ipoh where the varieties of hawker centres are seemingly endless, but the hawker centre in SS2 is certainly not a
site to be missed. It is the largest and most populous area of Petaling Jaya. One thing that sets it apart from any other places is the atmosphere. It's a place where you can really enjoy your food peacefully like in a 5 star restaurant while you're only sitting at the road side eating wanton mee. If you're lucky enough, there'll be musicians entertaining you at the roadside while you are enjoying your food.

SS2 Hakka Noodle

That was in PJ, it is a totally different case back here where all you'll get is DVD vendors, lottery ticket sellers and a bunch of football freaks that annoy the heck out of you. Take DVD vendors for instant, they just won't let you enjoy your food peacefully. They'll come up to you and start bugging you to buy their DVDs where some movie titles you probably have never heard before
like Pirates of the Caribbean:Hairy Man's Chest or Harry Porter and the Odour of the Phoenix.

Sweet potato pao and green tea pao(sorry I was too hungry)

That's not all, Imagine this, you are enjoying your favourite hot steamy popiah and then the bugger sitting at the next table started shouting and cussing just because Cristiano Ronaldo missed the Penalty Kick. After a few minutes he settled down and thought that you could finally
enjoy your delicious popiah when out of a sudden he started shouting when Wayne Rooney scored a last minute goal. You'll probably choke on your popiah and lose your appetite feeling so tulan.


Another interesting fact about PJ is the residents. I noticed that most of them could speak fluent English. In fact few of my Chinese friends in PJ could only understand Malay and English languages. It is easier for me to communicate with them as i don't have to exercise my powderful mandarin skill.

Even those who could barely complete a simple sentence in English will at least try instead of just acting dumb. This is my conversation with a waiter in one of the restaurant in PJ:

Me: Can I have the bill please?
Waiter : Oh..err..err.bill? bill..you wait ar..i go take.. bill.

I laughed so hard i wet my pant was so impressed by his determination to complete that sentence. Seriosuly, most of the time people will just speak in the language they are comfortable with and not giving a single poop whether anyone could understand it. Though it took him quite awhile to complete the sentence but it was worth the wait.


With shopping malls like One Utama, The Curve, and Ikano Power Centre, PJ is for sure a shopping paradise. One Utama especially , since the opening of the new wing few years back it has become one of the best shopping mall in Malaysia

One Utama Christmas decoration

Even the parking rate is more reasonable than other shopping malls. It only costs RM1 for the first 7 hours(if I'm not mistaken) while places like Sungai Wang(aka lalaland) will probably need you to sell your kidney if you park there everyday.

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I need to cut this short, feeling so hungry right now.
Anyway please do not get me wrong, after all I still love KL. In fact i personally designed a thong just to show ya'll how strong my love is.



Anyone interested in buying please place your order in the comment box or send an email to me :)

The Generous Cafe

Went for lunch with friends yesterday after class and this is what i ordered

Mayonnaise Chicken Chop with Rice

And this is what my friend ordered

Black Pepper Pork Chop with Rice

Both were the same price but why the heck he gets an extra piece!?

It is obvious enough, even blind can tell there's an extra piece and the cook did not even notice that? What was the cook thinking? Guess he must be fantasizing about Daniel Radcliffe while cooking with one hand and another in his pant doing you know what.

Of course I'm not jealous that he gets an extra piece, I'm just too mature for that but it just shows how unreliable these workers are. Kanasai this bugger is so freaking lucky

ehem..

These people are so ignorant towards their work and there is no consistency. It's okay to make mistakes like this once in a while, afterall we are just human but make sure that both plates get an extra piece, not only one.

Since the cook is so horny generous, I'll be eating there again soon just to try my luck. Probably I'll get a few more pieces this time and still no one can notice.
You'll never know :)

2008 New Year's Resolution

It's 2008! It's a new year. It's the time when people come up with a list of new resolutions and dump the old one. That's just the way it is. We tend to be so passionate at first, after some time these resolutions will most likely consigned to the dustbin.

But before that happens, this is my new year's resolution for 2008.

• Use less cuss words on my blog. Chaocheebye.
• Update more often.
• Achieve good academic results.
• Talk less cock
• Gain few more pounds.( I don't wanna look like Daniel Radcliffe)

Is that an x-ray film?

source: http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_arts_john/Daniel%20Radcliffe.jpg

• Stop mentioning about the size of my balls before people starts jumping off buildings out of frustration.
  
• Try to eat more fish. ( I have the right to waive off this resolution)
  
• Save/earn enough money for a Sony VAIO.
  
• And most importantly : Learn how to write a proper letter to Santa.

I'm done with mine i guess. What's your new year's resolution?