Maria Sharapova

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Holy cow...Maria Sharapova weigh as much as 130kg!! That's about 286.6 pounds. Even The Rock weighs lighter than that.

or should it 130lbs? LOL!

CNY Decorations

Yeah I know it's a bit late to post anything regarding CNY now but lately I've been busy with
exams and assignments so I barely have any time to write or edit any photos. And by editing I mean adding in the some captions and uploading it. That's a really a lot of work to do...alright maybe not, but my computer lags terribly, it takes a minute for the cursor to detect my mouse movements...yup lying also..guess I'm just plain lazy.


Anyway,

Since it's the voting season, I've decided to set up my own poll(top right of this page)
So do drop some votes and stand a chance to win a grand prize of all my remaining CNY cookies.

Here are some pictures

Mid Valley


Sungai Wang


Pavilion

Times Square



Tin Hau Temple



Genting Highlands



The one in Pavilion is the best I've seen so far but all these decos are slightly disappointing compared to the Christmas decos though.

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Think I should put less pictures in my blog, It's becoming more of a photolog :S

McDonald's Prosperity LEFTover

For the past few years I've been wanting to try the McDonald's Prosperity Burger which is only available during the CNY period. And since mostly all restaurants are close on the first and second day of CNY, fast foods are my only option left. So for the past 3 years I've been visiting McDonald's (more than any relative's houses) and yet I've not once tasted the burger as it was not available everytime I order. What's wrong with McDonald's? They are selling it for a limited time period, and even limited amount?

So recently i went again to try my luck as usual. They no longer selling it, instead it was replaced by the new foldover.It should taste the same so I ordered anyway. To my surprise, it was still available, in fact they were so many pieces left. Think it must be the red underwear.

Everything looks great.

My pee The Jasmine tea


The ang moh's pubic hair curly fries


and the Prosperity Foldover

I drooled all over the table while taking these photos. Everthing looks delicious I cant decide on which to hump first.

I took a sip of the drink then to the fries and finally to the main course. Suddenly my sweats start dripping right after the first bite. THE BLACK PEPPER GRAVY IS SO GOD DAMN KANASAI-LY HOT. A small plate of chili padi is nothing to me. Wasabi all over my sushi, I'm still alright with it but this is a totally different thing. It's so hot it makes me wonder if Stephen Chow is playing tricks on me.

Then suddenly the guy on the next table approached me saying "pedas kan?"

=.=' WTF! Finally it makes sense why he kept staring at my manly boobs me since I walked in.

As I walked out I saw a small kid holding the foldover not daring to eat after few bites. Guess what I said...
"Pedas kan?"

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Note: This article is written solely based on my experience and opinion. It may not apply to other McDonald's outlets and consumers.

Holy Crap! It's Valentine's Day!

It's 14 of February. Valentine's Day. A day where couples do lovey dovey things to each other and single guys and girls would scoff at it saying that it's all overrated and commercialized.

A gift I received :) ... years ago :(

It's cruel after all. Imagine dining alone in a fancy restaurant on the Valentine's Day. People will stare as if you're some kind of rare species and start gossiping about you.

So what could be done to avoid all these unpleasant attentions you ask.


Talk about your dinner experience with your friends/colleagues the next day

Pretend that you went for a date last night. Complain about the bill, the price of flowers and chocolates. Talk about the food and made up a story about the dinner. Even throw in some photoshopped pictures of you and your date to convince everyone that you weren't alone even if you're actually rotting at home last night.


Avoid appearing on public

Lock yourself in the room and turn off your cellphone. Make sure that no one can reach you. Call your parents saying you'll be coming home late while you're hiding in the room. They would probably laugh at you not having a date on Valentine's Day.


Carry a girl's/ woman's handbag

If it's impossible to avoid crowded places bring along a handbag. It will give the impression that you are holding your girl's handbag.


DIY love bite/hickey

The last but not least pinch your neck. Pinch the living hell out of it until there's a red mark to show that you had a wild night.


Oh man it's already 8, I'm gonna be late for my imaginary date. See y'all.
Happy Valentine's Day!

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Hmm, I wonder how is Edison Chen celebrating Valentine's Day this year :P